Monday, August 6, 2007

Thing None Knew Two

Here are two writings only Pinoys will truly appreciate.


May persona ingrata from my alma mother who asked for my number so we can keep intact. Sabi ko connect me if I'm wrong, but are you asking me ouch?

Sabi nya: the?!!

I mean, tell me to the marines ang kapal! The nerd! Naiyak ako sa galit, I cried buckles of tears.

Tapos sabi nya: don't cry. Isipin mo na lang this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless of my feelings let's go out na rin.

Now we're in love. Mute in epidemic na yang past. Thanks god we swallowed our fried. Kasi I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he asked me will you marriage me? Hay, talagang when it rains it's four. This is true good to be true! Love is a many splendor at kahit di sya gaanong cute, beauty is in the eyes naman di ba? Sabi niya: like twice.

Kaya advise ko sa inyo take the risk, just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the external repose of your soul!

I second emotion.


Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die

Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.

In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!