Asia's most corrupt economy! Woohooo!
Ever notice how we Filipinos like to make ourselves the butt of our own jokes? As in, there's this American, Japanese and Filipino talking about who has the dirtiest underwear, or the stickiest phlegm, or the biggest unmentionable... Guess who wins each time.
But talk about corruption, and it's no joke. So hey, we're corrupt, but don't call us the most corrupt!